Everyone needs a laugh

If you have ever read Goodnight Moon, this will be extremely funny...and even if you haven't, it's still funny!

Goodnight Mom
(with apologies to Margaret Wise Brown)
Sarah Jio, Parenting Magazine


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In the messy green
family room
There was a telemarketer ringing the telephone
And a crying toddler
because his brother just popped his
red balloon
And a picture of--
The cow jumping over the moon (which someone colored on with permanent marker)
And there was a missing
teddy bear, and a girl with
gum in her hair

And one to be scolded
And laundry to be folded
And a very hungry spouse
And something stinky in the house
(that no one else seemed to smell)

And a comb and a brush and a colicky baby who just won't shush
And a frazzled mommy screaming #*%#@

Goodnight messy room
Goodnight scribbled-on moon
Goodnight cow getting out while she can
Goodnight telemarketers and the
popped balloon
Goodnight long-gone teddy bear Goodnight cereal bar smeared all
over the dining room chair

Goodnight spitup
And goodnight leaky sippy cup
Goodnight much-too-little house and goodnight grumpy spouse
Goodnight comb and goodnight brush
And goodnight to a certain 4-year-old who just needs to hush right now I mean it

Goodnight Elmo
Goodnight toys we'll pick up tomorrow,
or the next day
Hello chardonnay and TiVo--
"me" time finally

HA! I read this 3 times in my copy and was about to put it on the fridge! LOL!

can I get an "AMEN!!!"...lol

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LOL...especially because me and my mom were just talking about goodnight moon yesterday...as McKenna says goodbye and goodnight to EVERYTHING!!!

I feel like I just read my life story LOL.....

"And goodnight to a certain 4-year-old who just needs to hush right now I mean it"

I literally LOLd!