Just some funny random thing I got on an email thought some may get a laugh out of it I know I admit I giggled a bit reading it..heheh

by Guest Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:52 am

A REMIX OF THE SONG TITLED "I WILL SURVIVE"
not sure who did it but it is funny

SING IT GIRLS!!! OUT LOUD

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,

That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,

I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!

I should have known that it was bulls***t,

just a sad pathetic dream

Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!

Go on now-go! , Walk out the door,

Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!

Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?

Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,

When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!

But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,

Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

by tweetie462 Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:03 am

thanks for the laugh...after the last couple of days, i needed it! Smile

by Kim Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:02 pm

LOL...that was good

by mnelson80 Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:19 pm

HILARIOUS!!! Thanks..

by Guest Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:43 am

Ran across this clip too not sure if the video part will show up on the forum here but if not here is the link to it it is cute...

http://www.flowgo.com/funny/12093_im-comin-out.html

Just some funny random thing I got on an email thought some may get a laugh out of it I know I admit I giggled a bit reading it..heheh

Just some funny random thing I got on an email thought some may get a laugh out of it I know I admit I giggled a bit reading it..heheh

Re: Just some funny random thing I got on an email thought some may get a laugh out of it I know I admit I giggled a bit reading it..heheh

Re: Just some funny random thing I got on an email thought some may get a laugh out of it I know I admit I giggled a bit reading it..heheh

Re: Just some funny random thing I got on an email thought some may get a laugh out of it I know I admit I giggled a bit reading it..heheh

Re: Just some funny random thing I got on an email thought some may get a laugh out of it I know I admit I giggled a bit reading it..heheh

Re: Just some funny random thing I got on an email thought some may get a laugh out of it I know I admit I giggled a bit reading it..heheh

Re: Just some funny random thing I got on an email thought some may get a laugh out of it I know I admit I giggled a bit reading it..heheh